what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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