Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize