i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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