Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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