Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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