The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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