yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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