Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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