apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
high people should be assigned attendants
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
All the doctor said was why
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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