Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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