Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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