you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Can't talk, ducks in the car
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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