ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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