I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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