I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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