I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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