I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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