He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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