This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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