Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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