okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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