Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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