R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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