Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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