operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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