Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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