i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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