singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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