Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i think my cat just said my name.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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