he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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