Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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