Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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