I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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