I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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