How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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