It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
That accounts for only three of the penises
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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