i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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