One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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