I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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