She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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