Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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