Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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