this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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