I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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