I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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