Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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