wrigley field is MILF paradise
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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