I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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