Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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