You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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