Having a random hookup so left but love u
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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