there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
True college students do jello shots in the library
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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