Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
one might say we're banned from that church
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So vagazzling was a success
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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