I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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