Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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