when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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